Treat 'em like dirt, they'll stick forever

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"There are all kinds of love in this world, but never the same love twice."

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Notes My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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I get to see Tina today!

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

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It's so fucked up.

I don’t want to talk to you, but I still want you to care. I know it’s stupid and childish, but you made it this way, and now you...

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You know how people have those stickers are their car that represent their family? I wanna make one where it’s me, my laptop, my phone, and my iPod....

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revision

anyone who thinks girls should keep their legs closed should also think boys should keep their dicks down

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I find it IMPOSSIBLE to like someone you are not attracted to. It just doesn’t work, trust me I’ve tried out of guilt !

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How to not be sad about boy troubles anymore:
1. Vent to any friend of yours that will listen
2. Drink alone
3. Cry
4. Vent more to people who will listen
5. ...
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“The only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only thing that don’t change when everything and everyone else does.”

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Kids that go to my old high school...

Just because we went to the same school and have a bunch of friends in common, doesn’t mean I want to be your...

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Its leaking. (Taken with instagram)

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